giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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