she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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