she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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