I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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