You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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