Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The cops high fived after they tackled you
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He has the fingertips of a God
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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