Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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