What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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