the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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