: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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