It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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