she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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