Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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