its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She even gives head with a lisp.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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