I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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