i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
this beer tastes like vomit already
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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