That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
