my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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