Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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