Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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