In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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