So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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