WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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