Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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