they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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