my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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