Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Porn is love you can see.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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