ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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