David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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