Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
So many bounce houses so little time
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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