whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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