There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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