Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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