**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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