he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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