He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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