no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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