the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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