Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Randomize
