hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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