Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I know her cup size but not her name....
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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