you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
no, he came in my armpit
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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