I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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