Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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