He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
