Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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