But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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