brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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