Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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