I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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