i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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