He is an equal opportunity slut.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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