I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
