jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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