Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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